An original song parody inspired by Amy's performance at the Grammys written & performed by Greg Scarnici. Featuring the talents of Antoine Ashley, Dwayne Cooper and Matthew S. Morgan. Wig stylist: The amazing Sandra Lawrence. DP: Brandon Herman. LYRICS: They tried to make me smoke a crack pipe I said, let's go, go, go! Yes, I'll smoke crack, don't care if it's whack Oh, no, no no! It may be a crime But Whitney Houston thinks it's fine... I think I'm gonna light my crack pipe Watch it, glow, glow, glow! I don't care what people say I'll smoke crack like everyday Cos there's nothing, nothing you can give may That I can't get from down in that alley... It's just right around the block I'm talkin' bout buyin' some co-o-o-caine rock. They tried to make me smoke a crack pipe I said, let's go-o-o-o-o-o-o-oh! Yes, I'll smoke crack, don't care if it's whack Oh, no-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oh! It may be a crime But Whitney Houston thinks it's fine... I think I'm gonna light my crack pipe Watch it, glow, glow, glow! The man said, what you doin' here? I said, screwin' up my career I'm gonna, I'm gonna lose my contract So I always keep a crack pipe near I don't keep it in my slave. Yes, I hide it I-i-in my wave. They tried to make me smoke a crack pipe I said, let's giddy on and up go! Yes, I'll smoke crack, don't care if it's whack Oh, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-no! Ooh, it's making me insane I think it's time that I abstain Listen to me as I say: Yes, I'm over this cr-a-ack cocaine I ain't gonna smoke... Get away from me, you cra-a-ackhead blokes. They tried to make me smoke a crack pipe I said, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! I won't smoke crack, ain't touchin' that smack. Oh, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! I'm startin' to look gaunt... And it's messin' up my bouffant... They tried to make me smoke a crack pipe, I said, it ain't apropos!